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  • Philippine troops battle rampaging MILFs

    It's true, believe us...

    Ok, we apologise: Not only has this story got no IT angle, but it's not even a story at all, just a feeble excuse to run an extravagantly silly headline.…



  • UK.gov loses 29 million personal records

    Magnificent year-long datachunder

    UK government departments have managed to leak a total of 29 million personal records over a single year.…



  • Boeing gets new raygun-on-a-lorry contract

    Fry the unfriendly skies

    US arms'n'aerospace titan Boeing is pleased to announce that it has won a further US Army contract to work on its monster truck with a frikkin lazor beam on it project.…



  • Fart-lighting youth in petrol can mishap

    Barf, wind and fire

    A 12-year-old Tipton lad has demonstrated why it's a really bad idea to light your own farts in close proximity to a can of petrol, after he did just that and ended up with 18 per cent burns to his thumb and the backs of his legs.…



  • Microsoft slaps another $100m on Novell interop pile

    Save all your kisses for me

    Microsoft plans to cough up $100m in additional subs to software rival Novell with the payment being made no later than 1 November, the odd couple confirmed today.…




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